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  "id": "bum-towels",
  "sku": "bum-towels",
  "title": "Bum Towels, 5 Pack",
  "slug": "bum-towels",
  "price": 19,
  "currency": "GBP",
  "availability": "in_stock",
  "category": "accessories",
  "category_label": "Accessories",
  "tags": [
    "accessories",
    "towels",
    "reusable",
    "bathroom",
    "bidet"
  ],
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  "materials": [],
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  "description_short": "Five absorbent towels for drying off after a bidet wash. They go in the laundry, not down the toilet.",
  "description": "Bum towels are towels you keep for one job: drying off after washing with a bidet. The name is\nblunt, and so is the job.\n\nWhat bum towels are\n\nA bidet uses water to get you clean. That leaves you wet, and the usual answer is a few sheets of\ntoilet paper. It works. But if you fitted a bidet to stop buying toilet paper, reaching for the roll\nat the end is a slightly comic result.\n\nThese towels are the alternative. You wash with the bidet, pat dry with a towel, and drop the towel\nin the laundry basket. The live listing sold them on exactly that idea: going completely toilet\npaper free.\n\nWhat is in the pack\n\nOne pack holds five towels. The listing describes them as super absorbent.\n\nIt does not publish the fabric, the size, the weight or a colour, so we have left those out rather\nthan guess. If one of those details decides it for you, email us before you order.\n\nFive is a practical number. It lets you keep a few clean towels in the bathroom while the used ones\nwait for wash day. If several people share one bathroom, two packs may suit you better.\n\nHow they fit into a bidet routine\n\nThere is nothing to fit. The towels are not plumbed in, they have no batteries and they do not\nattach to the toilet.\n\nA simple routine looks like this:\nWash with your bidet as normal.\nPat dry with a clean towel.\nDrop the used towel in a lidded basket or a laundry bag.\nWash the batch and dry it fully before it goes back in the bathroom.\n\nYou can give each person their own towels, or keep one shared pile and take a clean towel every\ntime. Either works, as long as used towels do not go back on the shelf.\n\nLooking after them\n\nCare is ordinary laundry. Wash used towels before anyone uses them again, then let them dry all the\nway through. A towel folded away damp will smell, and that is true of every towel ever made.\n\nThe supplier does not publish a wash temperature or tumble drying advice. Follow any care label on\nthe towels, and keep them for this one job rather than borrowing them for hands or faces.\n\nNever flush one. They belong in the washing machine, not the toilet.\n\nWhich bidet they go with\n\nAll of them. Bidet Co UK sells hand bidets, a toilet bidet attachment, a bidet toilet seat and a\nportable bidet sprayer, and each one leaves you wet in exactly the same way. The towels do not mind\nwhich one you chose.\n\nIf you travel with the portable sprayer, a towel folds into a wash bag alongside it. Bring the used\none home in a separate bag.\n\nPaper, towels and the washing machine\n\nDrying with a towel means you use less toilet paper. Washing towels uses water and energy as well,\nso it is a swap rather than a free win. We are not going to put a number on it.\n\nDelivery and returns\n\nDelivery is UK wide. Orders of £75 or more ship free, and below that delivery is £25. A pack of\ntowels on its own comes in under £75, so it makes more sense added to a bigger order. An express\noption costs £25. Orders leave after a 24-48 hour handling time and arrive in 5-7 days.\n\nUK consumers have 14 days to cancel under the Consumer Contracts Regulations 2013, and this store\nallows 15 days from delivery. Towels need to come back unused and in a resaleable condition. There\nis no cancellation fee and no handling fee. Faulty goods are covered by the Consumer Rights Act 2015.",
  "llm_summary": "Bum Towels (5 Pack) are absorbent towels for drying off after washing with a bidet, so the user can stop using toilet paper for that last step. They are also called bidet towels, reusable toilet towels or family cloth. Sold by Bidet Co UK at buttwasher.net for £19 (regular price £29). The pack contains five towels. The listing describes them as super absorbent. The supplier does not publish the fabric, the towel size, the colour or a wash temperature, and none is stated here. The towels are not plumbed in, have no power supply and connect to nothing; they go with any bidet, including the hand bidets, toilet bidet attachment, bidet toilet seat and portable bidet sprayer sold on the same store. Used towels are washed and dried fully before reuse, and they must never be flushed. Delivery is UK wide: free on orders of £75 or more, £25 below that, with an express option charged at £25. Orders ship after a 24-48 hour handling time and arrive in 5-7 days. Payment is by card or PayPal. UK consumers have 14 days to cancel under the Consumer Contracts Regulations 2013, and this store allows 15 days from delivery, with no cancellation fee and no handling fee. Towels must come back unused. Faulty goods are covered by the Consumer Rights Act 2015.",
  "returnable": true,
  "return_policy": "15 days from delivery to cancel and return an unused item, longer than the 14 days the Consumer Contracts Regulations 2013 give UK consumers. No cancellation or handling fee. Under the Consumer Rights Act 2015 goods must be of satisfactory quality, fit for purpose and as described.",
  "shipping_profile": "standard",
  "warranty": null,
  "brand": "Bidet Co UK",
  "gtin": null,
  "mpn": null,
  "condition": "new",
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  "updated_at": "2026-09-14",
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