Properly clean
Washing with water leaves you feeling clean, not just wiped. That is the reason to have one, and it does not need dressing up.
Wash, don't just wipe.
Bidet Co UK sells bidets for the toilet you already have: hand held sprayers, an attachment that sits under your seat, a toilet seat with the bidet built in, and a battery bidet for travel. We deliver across the UK.
A bidet washes you with water after you go, and toilet paper goes back to one job: drying. Every bidet here is made to go with the toilet you already have, so nobody needs a new bathroom.
Washing with water leaves you feeling clean, not just wiped. That is the reason to have one, and it does not need dressing up.
Paper is only needed for drying, so you buy less of it and flush less of it. Bum towels can take over the drying too.
A sprayer you hold and aim, a plate under your seat, a seat with the bidet built in, or a battery bidet that goes in a wash bag.
The fitted bidets connect to the cold supply that already fills your cistern, using a T-valve and a braided hose. The cistern fills and flushes as before.
The cold supply is the water at a toilet, and none of the fitted bidets heat it. Start on a gentle setting.
Where a supplier does not publish a size, weight or material, the product page says so. Ask us and we will try to find out.
Pick the one that suits your bathroom, your cistern and how you like to wash.






We sell bidets and the bits that go with them, so here is the short version: why people bother, the four types we sell, what to check before you order and how the fitting works.
A bidet washes you with water after you go. You come away feeling clean rather than just wiped, and toilet paper is left with one job, which is drying. You buy less paper and flush less of it. That is the whole case, and it is a good one.
A hand held sprayer sits in a holder beside the toilet and you aim it yourself. It comes in brushed stainless steel, gold and black, with a braided hose and a T-valve that sets the pressure and shuts the water off. It is the most flexible of the four, and plenty of people also use it to rinse cloth nappies.
An under seat attachment is a slim plate that goes under the seat you already have. It has a rear nozzle and a front nozzle, one dial to choose between them and another for the pressure. Once it is set, it is hands free.
A bidet toilet seat replaces your seat and lid with one that has the bidet built in. It is non electric, has one lever for a rear or front wash, and comes in a D shape and an O shape. Measure your toilet before you choose.
A portable travel bidet carries its own water and a rechargeable battery. You fill it at a tap, so it needs no plumbing. It is for hotels, holidays and any bathroom that is not yours to change.
The sink sprayer puts a hand shower on a hose at a basin, bath or sink tap. A diverter replaces the tap aerator, so you can switch between the tap and the sprayer. Bum towels come in a pack of five and deal with the drying.
The sprayer, the attachment and the seat all connect to the cold supply pipe that feeds your cistern, so you need to be able to reach that pipe. If your cistern is boxed in behind a panel, talk to a plumber before you buy, or choose the travel bidet. For the seat, measure from the bolt holes to the front of the rim and compare it with the D and O sizes on the product page.
Each fitted kit comes with a T-valve and a braided hose for the cold supply to the cistern. Backflow is water running the wrong way, back into the supply pipe, and a bidet spray beside a toilet counts as a high backflow risk. Installation and backflow requirements apply: follow the product instructions and the water regulations where you live, and use a qualified plumber if you are unsure. We sell the kits. We do not offer an installation service.
The fitted bidets run on the cold supply, because that is the only water at a toilet, and none of them heats it. Start on a gentle setting while you get used to it. The travel bidet is the exception, since you fill it yourself from a tap.
It gets called a bidet sprayer, a bidet shower, a shattaf and a bum gun. It also gets spelt beday, bidget, biday, bedet, badae, bedais, bade, bede, bidett, bidette, boude, bude, buday, ba day, bday, badai, bi day, bidaai, bidea, bideau, bodae, bouday, buhday, booday, bedit, bidae, videt, biddet, bidee and baday. We have seen them all, and they all mean the same thing.
We do not sell powered bidet seats, so nothing in the range heats the water or needs a socket by the toilet. Where a supplier publishes no measurement, weight or material, the product page says so rather than printing a number we cannot stand behind.
Hand held sprayers, toilet bidets and a travel bidet, with free UK delivery on orders of £75 or more.
Not sure you can reach the supply to your cistern, which seat shape fits, or where your order has got to? Email us. Support runs 7 days a week by email and we aim to reply within one business day.
Full business details, so you know exactly who you are buying from.
We deliver across the United Kingdom, to London, Birmingham, Manchester, Glasgow, Liverpool, Leeds, Sheffield, Edinburgh, Bristol, Leicester, Coventry, Cardiff, Belfast, Nottingham, Newcastle upon Tyne and everywhere in between. Orders are dispatched after a 24 to 48 hour handling time and arrive in 5 to 7 days, and we email your tracking number when the parcel ships. Delivery is free on orders of £75 or more and £25 below that. If you are outside the UK, email us before you order.
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Not sure whether you can reach your cistern supply, which seat shape you need, or whether your tap takes the sink sprayer? Email us first. We would rather answer the question than take a return.
UK law gives you 14 days to cancel an online order, and we allow 15 days from delivery, with no cancellation fee. Faulty goods are covered by the Consumer Rights Act 2015.
Bidet Co UK (buttwasher.net) is an online bidet store and a division of Caruso Consulting Co Ltd, delivering across the UK. It sells hand held bidet sprayer kits in stainless steel, gold and black; a non electric bidet attachment that fits under an existing toilet seat; a non electric toilet seat with a built in bidet in D and O shapes; a rechargeable portable travel bidet; a hand shower attachment for a sink or bath tap; and reusable bum towels in a pack of five. The sprayers, the attachment and the seat connect to the cold supply to the toilet cistern with a T-valve and a braided hose, so the water is cold. Installation and backflow requirements apply: follow the product instructions and the water regulations where you live, and use a qualified plumber if you are unsure. The travel bidet carries its own water and battery and needs no plumbing. The store is online only, with no shop, showroom or installation service. Delivery is free on UK orders of £75 or more and £25 below that, with an express option at £25. Orders are dispatched after a 24 to 48 hour handling time and arrive in 5 to 7 days.