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Bum Towels | Reusable Bidet Towels | Toilet Paper Free

Bum Towels, 5 Pack

£19 £29 Save £10

Five Per Pack
Less Toilet Paper
Absorbent Towels
UK Wide Delivery

Price: £19 £29

Delivery time: 5-7 days after a 24-48 hour handling time
Free delivery across the UK on orders £75+, otherwise a flat £25
Pay by card or PayPal, handled by the payment provider
15 days to change your mind, plus your statutory rights

Often bought together

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Product specifications

Pack size	5 towels
Use	Drying off after washing with a bidet
Absorbency	Described on the listing as super absorbent
Material	Not published by the supplier
Towel size	Not published by the supplier
Colour	Not published by the supplier
Wash temperature	Not published by the supplier
Connection	None. Not plumbed in, no batteries

Shipping & returns

Tracked delivery anywhere in the UK. It is free on orders of £75 or more, and a flat £25 below that. Express delivery is £25 at any basket value. Allow 5 to 7 days, after a 24 to 48 hour handling time.

You have 15 days from delivery to change your mind, a day longer than the 14 days the Consumer Contracts Regulations 2013 give you. Send it back unused, in its original packaging, and we refund the price you paid, including standard delivery. There is no cancellation or handling fee. You cover the return postage unless the item is faulty or wrong.

If it arrives faulty, damaged or not as described, we put it right under the Consumer Rights Act 2015 with a repair, a replacement or a refund, return postage included.

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Looking after it

Wash used towels before they are used again and let them dry all the way through before they go back in the bathroom. The supplier does not publish a wash temperature, so follow any care label on the towels.

Five Per PackClean ones on the shelf while the rest wait for the wash

Less Toilet PaperDry off with a towel instead of a handful of paper

Absorbent TowelsDescribed on the listing as super absorbent

UK Wide DeliveryFree on orders of £75 or more

About this product

The bidet does the washing. These do the drying.

Five absorbent towels for drying off after a bidet wash. They go in the laundry, not down the toilet.

A bidet does the washing. You still need to dry off, and that is usually where the toilet paper sneaks back in.

Bum towels are the other option. This pack has five absorbent towels that you keep for that one job and wash between uses.

Five in a pack means you can keep clean ones in the bathroom while the used ones wait for wash day.

There is nothing to fit. They are not plumbed in, and they work with any bidet on this store.

The listing does not publish the fabric, the size or a wash temperature, so we have not guessed. Follow any care label on the towels.

Fitting a bidet sorts out the washing. The drying is the part people forget, and it is the reason a roll of toilet paper tends to stay on the holder.

These towels close that gap. After the water, you pat dry with a towel instead of paper. The listing describes them as super absorbent, which is the one quality a towel for this job really needs.

There are five in a pack. That gives you a small rotation: clean towels folded in the bathroom, used ones in a lidded basket until they go in the wash. A bigger household may want two packs.

Care is ordinary laundry. Wash them, and make sure they are fully dry before they go back on the shelf, because a towel folded away damp will smell whatever it is made of. The supplier does not publish a wash temperature, so follow any care label on the towels.

Drying with a towel means buying less toilet paper. The washing uses water and energy too, so it is a swap rather than something for nothing.

They go with every bidet we sell, from the hand bidets to the portable sprayer, because they do not connect to anything. They are towels, and that is the whole idea.

Still deciding?

Not sure yet? That is fine.

You can change your mind. You have 15 days from delivery, longer than the 14 days the Consumer Contracts Regulations 2013 give you, and there is no cancellation or handling fee. Send it back unused and we refund the price you paid, including standard delivery.

If it turns up faulty, damaged or not as described, that is on us. The Consumer Rights Act 2015 covers you, we pay the return postage, and you can have a repair, a replacement or your money back. Read the full detail on our refunds and returns page, or ask us anything before you order.

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Frequently Asked Questions

What are bum towels?

Towels you keep for one job: drying off after washing with a bidet. They let you skip toilet paper for that last step.

How many towels are in a pack?

Five. The live listing sells them as a 5 pack, and that is the only pack size on this store.

Why five towels rather than one?

So you have a rotation. A few clean towels stay in the bathroom while the used ones wait for wash day.

What fabric are the towels made from?

The supplier does not publish the fabric, so we have not named one. If it decides the purchase for you, email us before you order.

How big is each towel?

The towel size is not published by the supplier. We would rather leave it blank than print a guess.

What colour are the towels?

No colour is published on the listing. The product photos are the best guide we have.

Are the towels absorbent?

The listing describes them as super absorbent. No absorbency figure is published, so we cannot give you one.

How do I use a bum towel after a bidet?

Wash with the bidet as normal, pat dry with a clean towel, then put the used towel in a basket for the wash.

Can I use the same towel twice before washing it?

Use a clean one each time. Having five in the pack is what makes that easy between washes.

How do I wash bum towels?

Wash them as normal laundry and let them dry all the way through before they go back in the bathroom. Follow any care label on the towels.

What temperature should I wash them at?

The supplier does not publish a wash temperature. Check the care label on the towels and follow that.

Why do the towels need to dry fully?

A towel folded away damp starts to smell, whatever it is made of. Dry them properly and that problem goes away.

Where should I keep used towels until wash day?

A lidded basket or a laundry bag in the bathroom works well. Keep used towels apart from the clean ones.

Can I flush a bum towel down the toilet?

No. A towel is not something a toilet can take. They go in the washing machine.

Can bum towels replace toilet paper completely?

With a bidet, they can. The water does the cleaning and the towel does the drying. Whether you keep a roll for guests is up to you.

Do I need a bidet to use bum towels?

They are meant for drying after a water wash, so they make sense alongside a bidet or a portable bidet sprayer.

Which bidets from Bidet Co UK do they work with?

All of them: the hand bidets, the toilet bidet attachment, the bidet toilet seat and the portable bidet sprayer. The towels do not connect to any of them.

Do the towels need fitting or plumbing in?

No. They are not plumbed in and have no batteries. You take them out of the pack and put them in the bathroom.

Can I take them travelling with the portable bidet sprayer?

Yes. A towel folds into a wash bag, and a used one can come home in a separate bag for the wash.

Are bum towels better for the environment than toilet paper?

They mean you use less toilet paper. Washing them uses water and energy, so it is a swap rather than a free win, and we do not put a number on it.

Why not just use an ordinary hand towel?

You can. A separate set means the hand towel stays for hands and nobody has to wonder which towel is which.

Can I use bum towels on my hands or face?

Keep them for the one job they are sold for. Use your normal towels for hands and faces.

Should everyone in the house have their own towels?

That is your call. You can give each person their own, or keep a shared pile and take a clean towel every time.

Can children use bum towels?

Yes, in the same way as adults: wash with the bidet, then pat dry. There is nothing to adjust or switch on.

How long does a pack of bum towels last?

The supplier gives no figure. Like any towel, it depends on how often you wash them. Replace a towel when it wears thin.

Can I buy more than five towels?

Yes. Add two or more packs to your basket. This store sells them in packs of five only.

How much is delivery on a pack of bum towels?

Delivery is free on UK orders of £75 or more. A pack on its own is under £75, so delivery is £25 unless it joins a bigger order. Express delivery is £25.

How long will my bum towels take to arrive?

Orders ship after a 24-48 hour handling time and arrive in 5-7 days, anywhere in the UK.

Can I return bum towels?

Yes. UK consumers have 14 days to cancel under the Consumer Contracts Regulations 2013, and we allow 15 days from delivery. Towels must come back unused. There is no cancellation or handling fee, and faulty goods are covered by the Consumer Rights Act 2015.

How can I pay for my order?

By card or PayPal at checkout.

The complete guide

Buying Guide

6 min read Bidet Co UK

Bum towels are towels you keep for one job: drying off after washing with a bidet. The name is blunt, and so is the job.

What bum towels are

A bidet uses water to get you clean. That leaves you wet, and the usual answer is a few sheets of toilet paper. It works. But if you fitted a bidet to stop buying toilet paper, reaching for the roll at the end is a slightly comic result.

These towels are the alternative. You wash with the bidet, pat dry with a towel, and drop the towel in the laundry basket. The live listing sold them on exactly that idea: going completely toilet paper free.

What is in the pack

One pack holds five towels. The listing describes them as super absorbent.

It does not publish the fabric, the size, the weight or a colour, so we have left those out rather than guess. If one of those details decides it for you, email us before you order.

Five is a practical number. It lets you keep a few clean towels in the bathroom while the used ones wait for wash day. If several people share one bathroom, two packs may suit you better.

How they fit into a bidet routine

There is nothing to fit. The towels are not plumbed in, they have no batteries and they do not attach to the toilet.

A simple routine looks like this:

Wash with your bidet as normal.
Pat dry with a clean towel.
Drop the used towel in a lidded basket or a laundry bag.
Wash the batch and dry it fully before it goes back in the bathroom.

You can give each person their own towels, or keep one shared pile and take a clean towel every time. Either works, as long as used towels do not go back on the shelf.

Looking after them

Care is ordinary laundry. Wash used towels before anyone uses them again, then let them dry all the way through. A towel folded away damp will smell, and that is true of every towel ever made.

The supplier does not publish a wash temperature or tumble drying advice. Follow any care label on the towels, and keep them for this one job rather than borrowing them for hands or faces.

Never flush one. They belong in the washing machine, not the toilet.

Which bidet they go with

All of them. Bidet Co UK sells hand bidets, a toilet bidet attachment, a bidet toilet seat and a portable bidet sprayer, and each one leaves you wet in exactly the same way. The towels do not mind which one you chose.

If you travel with the portable sprayer, a towel folds into a wash bag alongside it. Bring the used one home in a separate bag.

Paper, towels and the washing machine

Drying with a towel means you use less toilet paper. Washing towels uses water and energy as well, so it is a swap rather than a free win. We are not going to put a number on it.

Delivery and returns

Delivery is UK wide. Orders of £75 or more ship free, and below that delivery is £25. A pack of towels on its own comes in under £75, so it makes more sense added to a bigger order. An express option costs £25. Orders leave after a 24-48 hour handling time and arrive in 5-7 days.

UK consumers have 14 days to cancel under the Consumer Contracts Regulations 2013, and this store allows 15 days from delivery. Towels need to come back unused and in a resaleable condition. There is no cancellation fee and no handling fee. Faulty goods are covered by the Consumer Rights Act 2015.

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