The complete guide
Buying Guide
A fitted bidet is great until you leave the house. Then it is a hotel bathroom, an office toilet or a campsite block, and you are back to paper. This is the version that comes with you.
What it is
A battery powered bidet you fill by hand. It has two parts: a clear blue water tank that holds 230ml, and a white pump head with a grey nozzle. There is no hose and no bracket. It carries its own water and its own power, so it works anywhere with a tap.
Packed away it measures 15cm tall and 5.6cm across. With the head on and the nozzle up, it stands 32cm tall.
What comes with it
The listing shows the bidet itself, a USB charging cable and a grey drawstring carry bag. No plug is mentioned. The supplier says it charges from a phone charger plug or straight from a computer USB port, so you probably own what you need already.
Using it
- Fill the tank with cool or warm water, up to the MAX line.
- Put the pump head back on.
- Fold the nozzle out and point it where it needs to go.
- Press the button.
A small pump sends the water out through two holes at the tip of the nozzle. There are two strengths, gentle and strong. The nozzle turns through 180 degrees, so you can aim front or back without twisting yourself into a knot. The body is silicone and ABS plastic with a non-slip grip, which helps when your hands are wet.
It is not silent. The motor makes a soft whoosh, and the louder sound is the water itself. That part is the same in any cubicle.
The battery and charging
The battery is built in. The supplier lists it as 1000mA and says a full charge gives about 100 uses, or close to a month. For most trips that means you charge it before you leave and stop thinking about it.
The supplier does not publish a charging time or a weight.
Packing it and flying with it
Empty the tank before you pack it. The bidet is not designed to be stored or carried with water inside, so you fill it only when you are about to use it. Then fold the nozzle away and put it in the bag.
If you are flying, check your airline's rules for batteries before you decide which bag it goes in. We cannot tell you what a particular airline will allow, and those rules change.
The supplier describes the unit as waterproof and says to wipe it dry if it ends up in water. No waterproof rating is published.
Cleaning and storage
After use, tip out any water left in the tank. The tank comes off the pump head, so rinse the tank with clean water, wipe the head and nozzle dry, and let everything air dry before it goes back in the bag. If more than one person uses it, rinse the nozzle between turns.
This or a fitted bidet?
If you already wash rather than wipe at home, this is the away version. At home, a fitted bidet gives you water on tap and no refilling.
Our fitted range covers the handheld bidet sprayers (stainless steel, gold and black), the bidet attachment that sits on the toilet and a toilet seat with a bidet built in. Those connect to your water supply. Installation and backflow requirements apply to them, so follow the product instructions and the water regulations where you live, and use a qualified plumber if you are unsure.
This one needs none of that. Pick it for travel, work, camping, a rented flat you cannot change or a spare bathroom. You can own both, because they do different jobs. Either way you use less toilet paper, and if you want something to dry off with, we sell bum towels too.
Delivery and returns
Delivery is free across the UK on orders of £75 or more. Below that it costs £25, and an express option is also £25. Orders leave after 24-48 hours of handling and arrive in 5-7 days. You can pay by card or PayPal.
You have 15 days from delivery to return it. UK consumers get 14 days to cancel under the Consumer Contracts Regulations 2013, so this is a day more. There is no cancellation fee and no handling fee. Faulty goods are covered by the Consumer Rights Act 2015.